Astrological Language Analyser
The Astrological Language Analyser marks the vague, fits-anyone phrasings in a reading you paste in, making the structure of the text visible. Your text stays in your browser.
Some texts are never wrong, because they say nothing. The sentence “unexpected developments may occur this week” is true every week, for everybody. This tool helps you scan a reading with that in mind: you paste the text, and the tool marks the vague, fits-anyone patterns. The aim is not to declare a text “guilty” but to make its language structure visible; a reader looking at the marked passage decides what has been said, and what has been left unsaid. Your text is processed in your browser and is not sent anywhere.
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Frequently asked questions
Is my text really not sent anywhere?
Yes; the analysis is carried out by code running in your browser, your text never leaves your device and is not stored. When you close the page, both the text and the result disappear.
Does the tool only work on astrological texts?
No; the patterns belong to language, not to a subject. Fortune-telling, motivational content, some advertising and product promises, even texts you have written yourself can go through the same scan. Scanning your own email can be unexpectedly instructive.
Is a marked phrase always a bad sign?
No; probabilistic language is sometimes a matter of honesty — nobody can know the future for certain. The problem is a text woven entirely from these patterns so that nothing falsifiable is left; the marking lets you see the difference.
What proportion of marking counts as “a lot”?
There is no fixed threshold; it varies with the type of text. Making your own comparison is more instructive: scan a weather bulletin, a news item and a daily horoscope one after another and put the ratios side by side — the scale sets itself.
Method and formula
The analysis scans the text for known phrasing patterns: structures that cover both ends at once (“sometimes withdrawn, sometimes outgoing”), forecasts softened with conditional and probabilistic language (“may”, “could come up”), expressions with vague timing (“soon”, “in the coming period”), personality descriptions that fit everyone, and positive generalisations. Each type of pattern is marked in its own colour, and a summary shows how much of the text consists of these patterns. The whole process runs in your browser; the text is not sent to a server and is not stored.
How to read the result
A densely marked text is not automatically “worthless”; the language of comfort and inspiration answers legitimate needs too. What the analysis shows is narrower: does this text contain a claim that could turn out to be wrong? If it does not, then neither can it be said to have been accurate; a text compatible with every outcome is atmosphere rather than prediction. The same scan is eye-opening beyond astrology: motivational content, some advertising copy and political rhetoric can be woven from similar patterns. If you would like to weigh a claim in terms of testability, the Claim Testability Check is the place to continue.
Limits
- Pattern scanning works from words and structures; it cannot grasp context or intent, and it may mark figures of speech wrongly.
- There is no guarantee that unmarked passages are specific and testable; the scan is limited to known patterns.
- The summary percentage does not measure the worth of a text; it only quantifies its language structure.
- In short texts the ratios can mislead; talking about percentages across a few sentences is not meaningful.
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